Saturday, December 12, 2009

Alexandra Burke dances around in 'Broken Heels' in new video - watch now!

...because the British love American Football...



We're still a little divided on the song, so we'll leave it up to you readers to decide whether it's brilliant or shit.  It seems like it has all the elements of an AMAZING POP MASTERPIECE but something about it just doesn't sit quite right.  It's the perfect punch, it just never lands. 

Out January 11 in the UK, by which time maybe we'll have come around.

1 comment:

Charlie said...

After receiving numerous delay of game penalties Alexandra Burke's team then challenged their male counterparts, the New England Patriots, to a dance off. Tragedy struck Burke's team (not seen in the video) when the Patriots unanimously declined the dance off challenge and proceeded to, in the words of one spectator, "literally trample" Burke's team resulting in the first ever single-play win in the history of the NFL. Burke's team, now known as "The Broken Heels", was forced to forfeit due to a combined 1136 broken bones, 10 concussions, and 11 pairs of broken heels. An NFL spokesperson dismissed claims that the Patriots were unfairly rough, instead laying the blame on Burke's poor choice of uniforms, which he pointed out "Lacked even the most basic protection for football." Burke was unavailable for comment, but her team manager is already calling for a rematch.