Monday, September 7, 2009

Listen to Cheryl Cole's new solo track and revel in its unoffensiveness

So the 'highly anticipated' first solo single from an Aloud girl (the others did things but we can't remember what they were so we'll just call this the first) had its debut on the radio, and it's not half bad. It's also not half good. In fact it's mostly right in the middle. It starts out sounding like a BIG EPIC POP SONG and then ends up sounding like a Pussycat Dolls filler track. We all know Cheryl can sing, but there's some effect on her voice that makes it sound like she can't, and the breakdown isn't as epic as we would like, but in all fairness it's a little catchy we suppose. Cue ten weeks at number 1 and a trillion dollars in ringtone sales.

Out October 19 on Fascination