Friday, July 31, 2009

New Mika: which side are you on?

Mika is back and that means some of us will strip down to our feather boas and dance while the rest of us (ie: the vast majority) will cry in fetal position while brainstorming new Torture-Porn ways to murder the Island Records A&R people. Please lets all do some soul searching and figure out which one of the above categories we each fall into and then separate accordingly in a calm and organized fashion. Thanks.

Kanye West: Now that Michael's gone, I am the new King of Pop

That's enough now, Kanye.

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Sign of the Apocalypse #1: Snuggie for dogs

Sometimes something is so objectionable and derivative that it comes out the other side and ends up AMAZING. Bonus points for the free talking dog tag. But instead of recording the location of the pet's home, wouldn't it be more fun to say something like 'my name is Fido and I am going to eat your soul' in a menacing voice?

Snuggie for dogs: Just when you think something is so over... |

The best parts of about 10 different songs thrown into one

I feel like pop music just PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. If this is not an international number one it will defy all logic and rip a hole in the very fabric of space and time. Whether that's a good thing or not, I'm not sure yet... Cue world domination and media-fueled feud with Lady Gaga.
Out in September on EMI Records.

Madonna's arms explained in freaky detail