Ladyhawke doesn't work any 'Magic' in new video - watch now

ScopiSat has a love-hate relationship with Ladyhawke, and it's impossible to predict how we will feel about her at any given time.  Right now, however, we have a legitimate reason for leaning a bit towards 'hate.'  Ladyhawke has paired a passable song with an abysmal series of moving images to create what ends up being a load of old shit.



The single came out on September 28, not that anyone cared.  It was her sixth single taken from an album containing exactly twelve songs.  Just think about that for a moment.

Chart Chat UK: October 4, 2009

This week is boring.  Taio Cruz holds tight at the top, Shakira stays put at 4, and the only real movement is at the bottom of the top ten.  Temper Trap hops into the number 7 position, with their slow-burning single 'Sweet Disposition.'  Pitbull grabs another hit, as 'Hotel Room Service' gets delivered at 9, and Dizzee Rascal's 'Dirtee Cash' rings up at 10.  Down at 14, Madonna continues her slide down the hooker pole with her latest, as all the focus has been pushed to the decent selling album.  La Roux, while flopping at 27 with the full release of 'I'm Not Your Toy,' doesn't take the honors of the biggest failure of the week.  That title goes to Natalie Imbruglia, whose electro-Coldplay comeback doesn't even make the top 40 despite the song being LITERALLY AMAZING.  Radio just didn't support this one at all.  Shame, programmers.  Shame. 

The UK Top Ten:
1 - Taio Cruz: Break Your Heart
2 - Jay-Z ft Alicia Keyes: Empire State of Mind
3 - David Guetta Ft Akon: Sexy Chick
4 - Shakira: She Wolf
5 - Black Eyed Peas: I Gotta Feeling
6 - Jay-Z ft Rihanna & Kanye West
7 - Temper Trap: Sweet Disposition
8 - Pixie Lott: Boys & Girls
9 - Pitbull: Hotel Room Service
10-Dizzee Rascal: Dirtee Cash

Leona Lewis chucks out another song that sounds exactly like all the other songs she's chucked out

Just because it's brilliant doesn't mean we won't revolt if you keep giving us the same exact song over and over again.  Man up and put a donk on it.  

Madonna meets Gaga on SNL (video)

It was bound to happen.  Everyone knew it would.  With all the praise-heaping and ego stroking these two have done lately, they were destined to meet in a spectacular fashion, and what better way than in a dodgy SNL skit with bad lines and wooden acting? 



If you want something ACTUALLY funny, check out Gaga's Andy Samberg encounter:

Things you find when having an online video post-off

We were having an online 90's video posting war with a friend of ours, because that's what gets us by on those lonely Saturday nights, and we found this.  It is one of the most amazing things that has ever happened in the history of everything.  Fact.

It's Scopitone Saturday!!

This week's Scopitone features a man flailing about in a tragic Elvis impersonation.  It was 1960 so Elvis mania was in full swing.  We can't help but wonder if, 50 years from now, we will look back and all the Lady Gaga wannabe/ripoffs will look this stupid and desperate? 

- Baby let's play house (Scopitone couleur 1960)
by pascals2

*BRAND NEW* LADY GAGA SINGLE (video)

It's what every gay and hanger-on has been waiting for ever since the reissue of Lady Gaga's 'The Fame' was announced.  It is unfortunately par for the course for Miss Gaga, but fortunately par for the course for Miss Gaga is quite good. 



Not bad, except for when there is a man talking over it for no reason

The song you will be humming until you off yourself just to 'make the music stop'

This would be filed under 'song of the summer' except it is no longer summer and Miley already ran off with that label months ago.  So instead, here is a video of a song that is Eurotrash, annoying, and pretty much already came out in the form of that 'Numa Numa' song, but that you also will be singing to yourself for the next week.  It is called 'Mm-Ma-Ma' because those are words now apparently. 

We have nothing else to say so we will now cut and paste part of the 'Music Video Plot' Wikipedia entry:

"A fashion show is happening but the audience is very bored. Backstage, the fashion director is helping one of the women in the show with her outfit. They both smell something, and Crazy Loop comes in wearing a pizza delivery outfit, delivering a pizza. The woman tries to get a taste, but the fashion director forbids her and tries the pizza himself. However, the director dislikes it and spits it in the trash."

Amazing.

Crazy Loop: Ma ma ma - video
by Crazy_Loop_insider

Out October 12 on PopLife.