Some choice moments from tonight's shambolic but somehow still absolutely immense performance of 'Million Dollar Bill':
1. Whit's obvious lack of Spanx. You're on live television. Wear a girdle.
2. Whit's absolute refusal to sing any notes outside a one-octave range.
3. The 'crack-ho on the dance-flo' moves during the chorus
4. Whit's finally noticing that her bra has LITERALLY SNAPPED OPEN at 3:10
5. The fact that anyone allowed Whit to speak at the end
6. Whit not actually knowing when her album comes out
7. Whit's 'Ima cut you, Simon' moment at 6:00
8. Whit basically calling the contestants utter and complete shit
Ten out of ten, babe. Ten out of ten.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
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"Literally amazing" because she has the clout to drag that trainwreck all over the globe, and no one will ever say no to her.
Amen, John. Amen. And I love that they dragged Clive out of the old folks home. He certainly looked pretty in his ball gown. He probably demanded that he go on tour with Whitney. They don't let him out much anymore :(
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