Miley's 'Two More Lonely People' is ACTUALLY PHENOMENAL. Listen now!

Miley Cyrus (pictured above just after hearing that her album only debuted at number 3) has somehow managed to squeeze a very, very good song out of her age-inappropriate hotpants.  It is called 'Two More Lonely People' and it is on her new album 'Can't Be Tamed.'  It has not been announced as a single but there should be ACTUAL RIOTS if it is not.  'Lonely' is a little bit of Miley's own 'See You Again' (amazing), a little bit ABBA (AMAZING) and has a middle bit that is fists-in-the-air-while-crying-at-the-disco brilliant (self explanatory in its amazitude).  Accordingly, it ticks all the pop boxes and is an absolute necessity for your summer iPod playlist. 

Here it is:



There it was.