Madonna made a song and then someone made it better

The mantis-armed matriarch of pop has released a new song and while it may be a derivative Frankenstein of every dancefloor-of-a-seedy-gay-bar anthem she has ever done, it certainly isn't bad. In a SHOCKING TWIST she has allowed the song to be remixed by some famous and trendy DJ and the result pretty much speaks for itself. It's the Material Girl's world and we're just living in it.

Sign of the Apocalypse #2

Scopitone Saturday!!

This week's selection is a strange hybrid of Paris tourism and a general dislike of the English. It features a woman singing in French about the English and then a very bored woman in a bikini dancing, presumably also about the English, in that way that you can 'dance about' something in an interpretive sense. It is both AMAZING and mildly offensive, which makes it somehow DOUBLY AMAZING.