Queen of Hearts is a new thing that you should probably know about - watch the 'Where Are You Now' teaser now

Not Kylie.

Queen of Hearts is a thing that makes music and that music is very good.   We think it is a woman but it could be something else altogether, but as long as it chucks out some nice jams we really couldn't care much less.

For the time being it's probably safe to guess that it is a she, because first of all it would be ridiculous to have more than one queen of anything - we're not in Narnia, you know - and also because "NEW ELECTRO POP DIVA" is much more exciting sounding than "NEW GROUP OF A FEW UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WHO DECIDED TO MAKE SOME MUSIC IN THEIR BASEMENT."

In any case, "she" is apparently going to be huge, so any of you ScopiSubjects out there who like to be in the know etc. should probably watch this video.  It's kind of what would happen if Little Boots ripped off Kylie's 'Aphrodite' imagery and then blew all her label's promo budget on KFC or something instead of making an actually good video, but THE BLOGS are jumping all over it so it can't be as bad as we are making it out to be. 

At least there's a "look" happening, which is a lot more than many new artists can boast, and there is definitely a WICKED TUNE in there somewhere.  So keep your eyes peeled for more from Queen of Hearts, and in the meantime click your way over to "HER" WEBSITE for some more teaser-y crap.