Queen of Hearts FREE DOWNLOAD ahoy! Listen to (and download) "A Moment In Love" now!

"I am a queen except not really.  Also I am very pale."

There is a thing called Queen of Hearts and it is very good even though it is neither a Queen nor a Heart.  It is actually a woman and instead of queening or pumping blood it sings songs.  The songs are very good in an "I AM AN ELECTROPOP ARTIST WHO WILL NEVER HAVE A HIT BUT WILL BE FEATURED ON MANY BLOGS" kind of way, and luckily for all the people out there (read: everyone under 50) who get their music online now, that means Queen of Hearts is, by necessity, quite technology savvy.

The Queen (we call her "The Queen" even though she is not, actually, "THE QUEEN," although if Queen Elizabeth of England put out a single we think we can all agree it would be a little bit phenomenal in a life-changing way*) has been running an online media social blitz for the last few months now, and has finally drummed up enough interest to warrant an ACTUAL RELEASE OF MUSIC albeit in the form of a free download.  Unsurprisingly, the track featured as the download is one of her best we've heard so far, and is all cool computer beats and Kylie-esque warblings with a fauxhemian edge.  In other words it is VERY GOOD, and accordingly should be downloaded by everyone.

Beware, ScopiSubjects - it's only available for another 24 hours so get your 'Moment' before it's gone!


* Queen Elizabeth's single should be a poppers-o-clock donkfest with a middle-8 breakdown and a discowhistle, and feature a spoken word verse with a chorus sung by Dev or Keri Hilson or the lady from Dragonette.  Also it should clock in at under 3 minutes but come with remixes that are at least 12 minutes long and sample unrecognizable but "credible" 80's rap records.  LMFAO should not be allowed anywhere near this project. 

Queen of Hearts is a new thing that you should probably know about - watch the 'Where Are You Now' teaser now

Not Kylie.

Queen of Hearts is a thing that makes music and that music is very good.   We think it is a woman but it could be something else altogether, but as long as it chucks out some nice jams we really couldn't care much less.

For the time being it's probably safe to guess that it is a she, because first of all it would be ridiculous to have more than one queen of anything - we're not in Narnia, you know - and also because "NEW ELECTRO POP DIVA" is much more exciting sounding than "NEW GROUP OF A FEW UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WHO DECIDED TO MAKE SOME MUSIC IN THEIR BASEMENT."

In any case, "she" is apparently going to be huge, so any of you ScopiSubjects out there who like to be in the know etc. should probably watch this video.  It's kind of what would happen if Little Boots ripped off Kylie's 'Aphrodite' imagery and then blew all her label's promo budget on KFC or something instead of making an actually good video, but THE BLOGS are jumping all over it so it can't be as bad as we are making it out to be. 

At least there's a "look" happening, which is a lot more than many new artists can boast, and there is definitely a WICKED TUNE in there somewhere.  So keep your eyes peeled for more from Queen of Hearts, and in the meantime click your way over to "HER" WEBSITE for some more teaser-y crap.