Sign of the Apocalypse #6: Listen to Carmen Electra's new single

ScopiSat's mothers taught us well. If you have nothing nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

That's what blog comment boxes are for. Go to town, dear readers.

Dragonette Pick Up The Phone in new video

This is Dragonette's new video. In the video, Dragonette's lead singer vandalizes a high school with a blond person and then drives around a parking lot in slow motion. There are two things we should get from this. 1. High schools are bad and MUST BE STOPPED. 2. This song is very very good.




It's a bit like Gwen Stefani singing 'Cool' but different because it is Dragonette.

Dolly Rockers' have a new track, 'Boys Will Be Boys'

What to do when your debut single crashed and burned? If you're the Dolly Rockers you puke and rally with a killer new song that sounds nothing like your last one but manages to be equally as good. Take a listen, courtesy of Parlophone, still selling the girls as the next big thing and hoping we all forget about 'Gold Digger' and pretend like NOTHING HAPPENED.



No word on a release date but it will probably show up on the forthcoming album

Ellen Joins Idol!

This just in: Ellen is joining American Idol as their new permanent judge



Thoughts?

The new Cheryl Cole...

On repeated listens it's actually quite good isn't it...

Lusine has Two Dots in new video

This is 'Two Dots.' It is by an artist called Lusine. 'Two Dots' is very good. It is different from what is usually touted on ScopiSat, but that fact does not prevent it from being very good.

The video is described as an illustration of 'relationships-as-trigonometry.' It is conceptual and arty and makes no sense to anyone that didn't take a college media-studies course but that is alright because the whole thing is very colorful and is accompanied by a quite nice tune.

The new Robbie video in which he does some stuff

This is Robbie's big comeback video for 'Bodies,' his first single in what seems like a lifetime. As comeback videos go it's pretty tame. There is no skin-shedding. There is no Daryl Hannah. In fact there is very little to get excited about at all except at the end there are PLANES.

The brand new Kylie video in full

Literally amazing.


Update: it is clearly only amazing because it is new Kylie. If this was Cheryl Cole's new song it would be a heaping pile of dog shit. But it is new Kylie. So it is LITERALLY AMAZING.